On Friday evening last week I took a phone call from my friend Ebrima. “What are your plans for the weekend?” he asked. “We are going to be farming. Come and help.”
I could imagine what that meant, and it sounded like heavy physical work to me. Fortunately I had a dentist appointment in the morning, so I had an excuse for arriving late. When I found them, Ebrima and Ousman were preparing the ground for rice, clearing away grass and weeds that had grown up in just a few weeks since the start of this year’s rain. Actually they were not clearing the grass, so much as turning the soil over and therefore burying all the unwanted plant growth. I suppose this has a similar effect to ploughing. (Some people here do use ploughs, generally pulled by a donkey or a pair of oxen, but never behind a tractor).
But our ploughing was all to be done by hand. In the middle of the rainy season the water table is not far below ground level and so the soil we were digging was very wet. You can judge the level of the water table by looking into a well, and it is very high at the moment. This is good for rice, but makes for an interesting digging experience. Using long-handled spades we tore the mat of grass into chunks and turned over each turf, a course to the left and another to the right, creating raised mounds with water-filled channels between. Then, stood satisfyingly to our ankles in brown water, we dug more mud from each channel to build up the height of the mounds and to completely cover the green of grass and weeds. The final result was a lattice of soil mounds trapping square pools of water, which apparently is good for preserving water when the rainy season finishes.
Needless to say I was rubbish at this whole activity. I suppose that between us we cleared the area of two tennis courts that morning but my personal contribution was less than the size of one service box, and as I did so I provoked considerable mirth among a group of women passing by on their way to market. I wanted to appeal to them that I come from a strong horticultural background. I grew up in the country (well, kind of). My father took his gardening so seriously that he used to pee in his own compost heap. And so keen was he to have decent mulch that he made my brother and I collect multiple barrows of oak leaves from the passageway adjacent to our house, and then fish out the tiny little sticks. And also, my piano teacher lived on a smallholding in the middle of nowhere, with vegetables, summer fruits, sheep and a viscous goose called Jake. (And we had to cycle there for our lessons come sun, rain or ice storm, uphill along a poorly lit a main road – what were my parents thinking of?). And for all this, it turns out I cannot dig. After two rows I was worn out and had to drink cool water from the well. “Ah it’s OK,” said Ebrima, “You should rest. After all, your teeth hurt.” Very understanding of him, I thought.
It was strangely pleasant to stand in the water and feel warm sludge between my toes. As my exhaustion gave way to delirium I began to imagine what it would be like to lie down for a rest in one of the muddy pools we had created. I am sure there are places where people pay for this as a kind of therapeutic experience. Perhaps not alongside the tidal bolongs of The Gambia, but in the right places there is good money to be made from operating such an enterprise. However, I suspect that the genre of tourists who are attracted to The Gambia rarely partake of such exalted activities. At last Ebrima decided that he too was tired, so we squelched over to the well to wash our feet, and then sat under a mango tree to drink hot sweet attaya. Ah, bliss.
Later, when we were walking home we passed a man who had driven his yellow taxi into mud, where he was firmly stuck. By all accounts it was a surprising choice of places to drive, appearing to me to be the corner of a rice field. “This is normally a road,” the driver told me. And though that may be true in the dry season, it felt like a futile line of argument to pursue when your car is sinking into the bubbling swamp. He engaged forward and reverse gears alternately but all he accomplished was to splatter a group of innocent bystanders with mud. Then he offered me a turn at the wheel, which I enjoyed but with no greater success. The same group of women passed by again on their way back from market and stopped to point at me. “Look!” they appeared to be saying, “The toubab cannot dig, and now he has driven his taxi into a paddy field!” Gradually a crowd gathered and we were able to extricate the car, having first lifted each corner in turn to put rocks under the wheels. That was my idea I might add; you see, the white man is not completely clueless.





